the Unlucky guy!

Commuting to London is unpredictable unless you tune everything out. I prefer to observe because you never know what might happen. This is a place where I want to share the experience and learn from you guys. I’d say I’m unlucky; I’m clumsy and chaotic, certain things make travel difficult, but it's worth it. Like most of you, I commute daily and want to explore the unwritten rules of travel and how people change, almost alienated, as they move through the city. 

I want to highlight the absurdity of commuting and make you question the unwritten rules like how to commute without being a twat. Ranting helps, and honestly, it keeps me somewhat normal at work.

A poster resembling a London Underground map with the text 'The F**king Northern Line' and the London Underground logo.
Illustration of a subway station sign for Jubilee Line and London Underground, with a grid background and a black and gray box labeled 'Jubilee Line'.
Map of a metro station showing underground train lines, including the Metropolitan Line and the London Underground symbol.
Map of the London Underground showing the central line, with the underground roundel logo and a red line across the map.
Map of a subway station with a beige tiled floor, black and yellow lines, and a red circular symbol with the word 'UNDERGROUND' in a blue bar across it. There is a large black rectangle with the text 'CIRCLE LINE' in white.
Map of the Hammersmith & City line of the London Underground, showing station locations with a pink highlight and the Underground roundel logo.
Map of a section of Piccadilly Line on the London Underground, showing station signs for Piccadilly Line and Underground, with a grid overlay.
Map of Bakerloo Line on London Underground, showing station signage and the red circle logo of the London Underground.
Map of the Victoria Line showing the underground logo and platform layout.
Map of a subway station showing a train platform with a red circle symbol and the words "Underground", a green line across the map, and a black sign reading "District Line".