What is the perfect Commute?

Introduction

A question that seems easy to answer but is actually quite revealing depending on the type of person you are. Do you embrace the sporadic nature of life, the unexpected twists and turns that shake up the routine? Or are you more binary, focused purely on getting from A to B, indifferent to how you get there? Maybe you zone out completely, letting the world pass by without a second thought. Or perhaps you belong to the rare few who choose to focus, study, and better themselves with that extra bit of time (shitheads).

Each mindset shapes the perfect tube journey for an individual. So, for those who refuse to observe the chaos and intricacies of the commute, I am here to show you exactly what you are missing. And let me tell you—most of you are completely messed up when you’re on the tube.

Conclusion

There’s no such thing as a perfect commute. Millions take the Tube daily, and it would be impossible to get through it without at least one WTF moment. If you wandered over here thinking your life is great and that you love commuting well you can F**k right off. This isn’t for you. This space exists to share how crap commuting can be. To laugh, to rant, and to bond over the collective misery especially when there’s so much shit in the air