The lime bike experience

Introduction

First Time Using a Lime Bike and It Was Traumatizing.

I decided to go to Chelsea Harbour which was great. Then foolishly I decided today would be the first time I ever used a Lime bike. It took me 30 minutes to figure out how to put the stand up. I had to ask for help.

The Ride

Riding around was actually really fun until I hit a main road with four lanes. I was stuck all the way on the left and Google Maps kept telling me to turn right. How was I meant to cross four lanes without getting absolutely shitfaced and not in a fun way?

I decided my best course of action was to only turn left. Learned this from Top Gear but quickly realized it did not really work as I would still end up on the road I did not bloody want to be on. Just went round in circles.

Parking Struggles

Then I went the wrong way down a one way street and every single speed bump almost made me lose control. At that point I thought "Enough is enough" and tried to park the bike.

But of course you cannot just leave it anywhere. I did not want to get back on it but I still had to find a proper place to park.

Conclusion

It was honestly a bad experience one I will not be repeating.

And now I am on my way to work and not gonna lie I am a little lost. I am on the District Line but not entirely sure where it is going.

In the end Lime bikes look great and are great, I am just as thick as pig shit.