What have you dropped. A ORANGE?
She made orange juice more accesible to those who have never been to sainsburys
It is a Orange
I think food should be enjoyed in certain situations, but a packet of crisps isn't made for every occasion. This is the most depressing event I have ever witnessed over my long career on the Northern Line. Time works differently down there. A 2-3 minute journey lasts years, I feel so sorry for the people who spend more time than that on the Northern Line. Stay positive. It will get better. However, back to it:
One Friday morning, I got onto the tube, and it was surprisingly empty. All the seats were filled, but I couldn't taste other people’s breath in my mouth, so it wasn't too bad. I had room to breathe and maybe do some stretches. When there’s enough room to project dominance, a good warrior pose goes a long way. I clocked this lady with a lot of bags, clearly she had just done the monthly scavange for food. Cost of living sucks. Anyways she had pulled out an orange from her pocket. Not the food I'd eat on the tube. Something that can absorb the moisture isn't ideal. Once you've bitten into that and the dust gets inside that segment, you are screwed. It will be over for your taste buds.
The BIG ONE
This was no normal orange. It was one of the big ones. One way you would get the most from it is if a knife were used. just to sculpt out all of the crevices, but this lady thought she wanted a challenge. So the peeling began. This orange was a stubborn bastard with no leeway. Wasn't giving her anything. Just crumbly like a well-made cheesecake. After around 5 minutes, she was almost done, and I could feel the carriage fill with warmth from other people’s admiration for this massive achievement. Have to love the small wins.
fINAL COUNTDOWN
I did miss my stop, as this was too exhilarating to miss.
The final piece was so glued on there that it felt staged. Too much passion was rushing through her fingers, and the orange slipped. Everything went into slow motion, and I think everyone gasped, or at least I hope they did. As there’s no wifi on the tube, we have to find entertainment. The orange hit the floor and squished, but didn't squelch. I think it would have been saved if she put it in her bag to wash later, but no. The pure passion she had felt, and all she felt was rage im guessing that by her next move was to stand on this orange. It didn't go down easy. The spray of juice got on people. Nothing worse then figners sticky with orange juice and no access to facilities. A failed attempt at one of your 5 a day, but a success in making orange juice more easily accessible.