GIF VS gIF
We are going to gloss over the fact that the founder of the Gif defined it as a Gif just for this debate.
This is an odd one. As I’m writing this, I realise these words are spelled the same but mean different things, and they reveal different things about you as a person. I will try my best to differentiate between GIF and GIF.
I think where we have to start is how you read it, as they are spelled the same. Which one do you recognize as the correct answer, and whatever you choose is probably the first one. which I agree with. I firmly believe that the correct way to say GIF is GIF. As there is no way to actually say it differently. A GIF: A graphic interchange format is what is commonly known as, only just now learnt that GIF is an abbreviation and not just a simple word. I believe the correct pronunciation is GIF and not GIF. This is because I’m not a moron, and I can clearly pronounce a word based on how it’s spelled.
What I want to know is who was the first person to come up with that. Who entered a perfectly average conversation and showed this magnificent thing and called it a GIF, and then someone obviously less intelligent saw something in it. Saw within and read between the fucking lines/ and saw a J. It’s like when you draw something for a good number of hours and you have imagined in your head that this drawing is amazing, and it really looks amazing. However, this is because you have zoomed in so close that your mind has shielded you from your shitness. As you zoom out and focus, you realise the drawing is actually pretty shit. Sometimes you realise after an hour or so, and sometimes not for days. That’s how this feels. Did no one say? Hey, I don’t mean to sound fucking angry, but are you fucking insane/inept?
If we started to do that with regular words, just replace the first letter with something completely different, and if we all started saying it. Well, it would catch on. But every time I say GIF in the wrong way, I just feel really stupid.
A = P
T = C
D = F
G = J
Now here is a sentence, and we will rework it with these differences and see how it may affect the sentence and whether or not it makes any sense
An apple falls from a tree, if a donkey walks by and sees a guy from Guernsey. Does it mean the dentist can hear the apple? now, when we use these different sounds.
An apple falls from a tree, if a donkey walks by and sees a guy from Guernsey. Does it mean the dentist can hear the apple? See, that is incredibly different.
Now how would it sound, Pn Papple falls from a Cree. If P Fonkey walks by Pnd sees P Juy from Jurnsey. Foes it mean Che Fentist can hear Che Papple?
Therefore, through this logical reasoning, I can determine that it doesn’t work as this sentence doesn’t make any sense. Well, I almost got Jersey Tha’s just a fact. If I were to write the rest of this using those Swaps in sounds. It will be very difficult to read or understand, as you probably could preempt what sounds i need each letter to make, so it would be much harder, but you get the idea
Moving on to a good point, that some of you will use to try and unbalance me and move me off the high horse I’m currently on from the point above. Some words are spelled the exact same, but sound different and mean different things
Read and Read, why???
Scone and Scone. A scone is the same thing as a Scone, but a Scone is different. i think the way you should justify it, a scone could have butter and jam, and a Scone could have Cream and jam. Both are correct, but one is very wrong and disrespectful to afternoon tea lovers. Or a Scone is for people who do jam first, and a scone is for people who do it the right way. It’s very difficult to spread one wet thing on a soggy giggerly one. The surface isn’t sturdy enough to get good coverage, and that’s just common sense.
A Bow and a Bow, A bow is something used in a battle or on a scout’s retreat, but a bow is something you could do to avoid the bow.
You can shed a tear, but you can’t build a shed from those tears
You can’t tear and tear, but you can tear a tear
A lead, or Lead. Very difficult to get confused, but not unheard of. Taking the dog for a walk would be quite a challenge, but it would stop the dog from going anywhere.
In most senses, the way a word is pronounced is key to its meaning, and i think i knew that beforehand. But if you are still unsure, i can sum up this entire debate in one sentence